My new sounds:
The Italian Crack Job (remix of Quartetto Cetra’s “Crapa Pelada”, from Breaking Bad 313)
"I FUCKING HATE IT HERE AT HOGWARTS"
BMC’s 2-minute, unlicensed Russian version of a Harry Potter film made for a bootleg studio in Krasnogorsk has finally (eh) made it to Youtube!
свиньи бородавку !
My kids are just crazy for Skrillex, a dish based on a UK recipe brought over to the states in 2009 and altered for the American palette. It’s a zesty combination of teenage angst, hip hop swagger, bit-crushed synthesizers, electronic drums, and deep bass noises.
Try this playful deconstruction of the classic Skrillex and surprise your teens by serving it at their next sleepover, study session, or rave party!
3 cups angst (pitched-up vocals are best)
2 1/4 cup bit crushed synths (I used traditional 8 bit Green Greens)
12 oz techno drums
4 oz deep, scary bass (I used Akira Ifukube’s 1954 Godzilla roars, which are a kind of resiny glove dragged down the strings of a contrabass and then slowed down to lower the pitch)
TT dash of swagger (add near the beginning)
1) Preheat the oven and ask your kids what their friends are in to these days
2) Suggest that crack might be whack
3) Whisk ingredients together in a large glass bowl and transfer to an 8x12 baking pan
4) Bake at 350 degrees, until edges are golden brown
5) High five and take everyone out to get matching neck tattoos
Taken from Breakmaster Cylinder’s “Try Hard To Relate To Your Teenager Easy Home Cooking” on PBS
Latest CD Order Request (http://breakmastercylinder.bandcamp.com/album/musique-pour-les-pubs-de-nourriture-pour-chiens) was to draw “something horrible”. I immediately drew this and then realized the listener is Canadian. Damn it.