BMC is for Breakmaster Cylinder

skimaskkass asked: Ok, here's the fictional scenario. Breakbit is hosting a live show near you and you get to pick three artists to be playing live. One you would like to say you've been on stage with, one you would like to watch/listen enjoy and one who you haven't known much about that you could learn more about by them coming. Who are the three?

That is quite the question.

I’d like to have been on stage with Full Auto Stop. I eat that glitchy minimal shit up. 

My original answer was to be on stage with McMangos, but then I realized I have no idea where I could even fit it, sonically. He takes up some space, boy. I’d probably just end up sitting in a ball on the edge of the stage, peaking.

I’d like to sit and watch Lucky Oddy. Hallux Falgus was a close 2nd choice but c’mon.

Not much is known (by me) about Viking Girlfriends, glue70, or Graham Kartna… how do I pick? Let’s say Viking Girlfriends. I feel like their live show would be extremely unsettling and well, that’s my jam.

I can not be 100% happy with my answer no matter who I pick. I truly enjoy listening to at least half the artists on Breakbit.

nillor asked: Can you give us more info on the upcoming ep? you are music is bretty gool :-DDD

Why yes!

REMIX TWO is out sometime this year. It has: spanish guitars and mangos and father figures and bad father figures and peter and paul and mary and whale blowholes for snare sounds and dr mario and dogs singing and death metal and songs about love and crotches and Oscar Winner Ben Kingsley(’s crotch in particular) and catchy yet ultimately unfunny songs about drug dependency and remixes and not very much skrillex and songs to sing your mom when she asks you nicely but still between gritted teeth to clean your room or to just please help with the dishes and you wish she would just fuck off and move away although it doesn’t occur to you that even if she did she wouldn’t like still let you live in her house and you’ll have to go be a rebel and live out of your car (which actually is her car too, so fuck me we’re back to just cleaning a dish and slapping on a fake smile and spending the rest of the evening parked between the parents on the couch watching another rerun of The Big Bang Theory) and songs about being a badass (which you can play loudly in your head until this godforsaken piece of crap show is over) and songs for Jesus and songs about mortality and a very special period of time calling Satan and being put on hold and a trip to Mr Reznor’s Neighborhood (in which he SAYS he’s glad to be your neighbor but you’re pretty sure whenever you turn around and head back home you can hear him in the basement screaming “SLAVERRRRRYYYYYYYY” over the dulcet tones of cheerful jazz vibraphone) and a little Tom Lehrer telling it like it is and some foreign language tapes so you can better yourself and branch out a bit and learn about a new culture and Sonny Chiba being adorable and a brief intermission and then the final coffin nail in Gangnam Style (hopefully) and like a lot more dogs and then we wrap it all up and it’s time to press play again cause what you call “the end of the album” is what I call “the end of part 1” and so on and so on and so on.

You’ve probably seen them, but here’s promos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2PfhH9csOs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKy_xpkODNw

Before all that there will be the release of a very fine BMC Ringtone Collection so you can annoy all the people with “Schnitzeltones for my Schnitzelphones, biatches”!! as someone so eloquently stated on Soundcloud.

Thankya.

gaymeboy asked: I WILL SAW WHAT I WANT.